One of my favourite episodes of RAW during the Invasion era was the night of the Stone Cold Faxes, which blow away the GM emails as far as entertainment goes.
From CRZ at the time:
http://slashwrestling.com/raw/011001.htmlHeyman drops his headset in shock at the paper that came from the FAX machine - perhaps he's wondering how a FAX machine could actually WORK, given that there aren't any phone lines actually extending out to the commentary table, NAAAAAAH. Anyway, Heyman stands on the commentary table and addresses the masses.....oops, but his mic doesn't work. Well ain't THAT a pissah. Somebody finally flips a switch, and Heyman says where we can hear it, "Ladies and gentlemen, please - I have a FAX from Stone Cold Steve Austin! 'I, Stone Cold Steve Austin, resent the hell out of the accusations that I am embarrassed or ashamed because I am no longer World Wrestling Federation champion.'" We see a "COMMUNICATING VIA FAX: STONE COLD" graphic - a picture of Austin and his Tron video, placed in front of what looks almost *exactly* like the MSNBC "America on Alert" graphic spun into an endless loop (just before any identifying words would fade in, it starts over) "'I, Stone Cold Steve Austin, resent the fact that each and every one of you people want to belittle me, humiliate me, and make fun of me, just because I am no longer World Wrestling Federation champion.' What? Oh, I get it. 'I resent the fact you are all against me. What? I resent - what? - I resent that you openly and gleefully cheer for a man who stole my title, Kurt Angle, knowing how this must make me feel, and because of that, I most resent all of you, just for being you. Signed, Stone Cold Steve Austin.' Thank you very much."
'I (Stone Cold Steve Austin) recognise that I am the greatest superstar in the history of sports entertainment. I further recognise that I am a man among men, an American icon, and the leader of the Alliance. Therefore, I recognise Booker T and Test as the NEW WCW tag team champions, and congratulate them for their success. I further recognise that Rob Van Dam is a lucky, ambitious, talented star who is attempting to follow in Stone Cold's footsteps, and while imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I would remind RVD that NO ONE can fill Stone Cold's shoes. Get someone to hold the--'" Heyman calls ring announcer HOWARD FINKEL over. "Hold the mic. 'I only ask--' Hold this! That's my microphone. 'I only ask RVD to recognise that there's only one leader of the Alliance, and his name is (pointing to self) Stone Cold Steve Austin!' Thank you."
'I (Stone Cold Steve Austin) object to the degrading and disrespectful comments that have been made about me tonight by Jim Ross. I am not a coward! I am a courageous man! A man who has paved the way for other valiant men of honour to follow. In spite of what JR has said, I have not lost my self-respect. I have gained even more respect for myself because of who I am, and I respect the rights of others. Lastly, I am certainly not a bully. I hate bullies. I have hated bullies all of my life. I am a sensitive human being who respects the rights of others. Therefore, further degrading and disrespectful comments by Mr. Ross will result in me stomping a mudhole in Mr. Ross' ten gallon head. Signed, Stone Cold Steve Austin.'"
"I haven't seen a performance like that since mine in '72. Dallas Stadium. 80 man battle royal. Gauntlet. Yeah. 16 ring. Went down, it was me and the Von Erichs, there was 8 of them in the ring. I had the Claw on all 7 of them."
-- Kevin Nash