TNA Impact Thread for January 14th.

[Yellow Dog]

Non-Spoiler Match Listing For Tonight’s Edition Of TNA Impact

* TNA Knockouts Tag Team Title Match:Kong and Hamada © vs. The Beautiful People
* Hernandez and Matt Morgan vs. Beer Money
* Desmond Wolfe vs. Samoa Joe
* Team 3D vs. Lethal Consequences
* TNA World Title Match: A.J. Styles © vs. His Mystery Attacker

[mainstream84]

Non-Spoiler Match Listing For Tonight’s Edition Of TNA Impact


* TNA World Title Match: A.J. Styles © vs. His Mystery Attacker

It's either Nick Hogan or David Arquette!

[TMG]

How did The Beautiful People get a title shot?

[hitman89762000]

How did The Beautiful People get a title shot?

because theyre the beautiful people!! the best female heels ANYWHERE!!!


plus theyre **** hot!

[TMG]

How did The Beautiful People get a title shot?

because theyre the beautiful people!! the best female heels ANYWHERE!!!


plus theyre **** hot!

But who have they beaten? And they're not that good looking. Velvet especially looks nasty.

[hitman89762000]

How did The Beautiful People get a title shot?

because theyre the beautiful people!! the best female heels ANYWHERE!!!


plus theyre **** hot!

But who have they beaten? And they're not that good looking. Velvet especially looks nasty.

erm what??? velvet looks what???velvet sky?? VELVET SKY???



you must be mental

[TMG]

That's an old pic, show a recent.

I'm hoping Morgan & Hernandez take down Beer Money.

[hitman89762000]

That's an old pic, show a recent.

I'm hoping Morgan & Hernandez take down Beer Money.

your just trying to annoy me now.

[TMG]

Nice picture of Rhino, but we're talking about Velvet Sky!

Is the Morgan/Hernandez vs Beer Money match a #1 Contender thing or anything?

[hitman89762000]

i wish jay was still posting on here.

[TMG]

Good Lord, why?! He just insulted everyone else.

[hitman89762000]

Good Lord, why?! He just insulted everyone else.

a: he liked the beautiful people
b: he was a good poster
c: he agreed with me!!

[Ashbash Chuckles]

It's not often that I agree with TMG but in this case I do.

[hitman89762000]

hes clearly wrong cos velvet is hot shes the hotst in tna then its daffney.

[Twiggy5Manson]

Velvet is the hottest diva/knockout although she did used to be hotter than she is now.

[Bakerboy619]

Hmm, good and bad start. Genesis Main Event, good choice. Backstage stuff such as Nasty Boys/Team 3D banter, good. Nice little 'respect' chat between Style and Angle. However, unveiling 'the mystery attacker' after only 22 minutes in, poor. Should've built that up throughout the show at least. Not given it out straight off the bat. And Tomko, very predictable.

Generation Me, awesome stuff. Great match against the Guns. Hopefully even more new/old X-division wrestlers will arrive. Which wouldn't be surprising considering WCW's cruiserweight history. I'd like to see Paul London.

[Ashbash Chuckles]

I love Tomko! Excited to see that it was him. I'm very surprised but what just went down with the Beautiful People and Angelina Love. I wasn't expecting that.

[Jess]

Angelina is back! Woohoo!

[Hooligan69]

Angelina is back! Woohoo!

That was awesome.

[Bakerboy619]

Now that I have access to consistent streams I have taken to watching both Raw and TNA 'live'. I have to say, this Impact! is soooo much better than the Raw on Monday. Firstly, it shows how a GM is damned necessary. Secondly, the quality of wrestling ia better. Thirdly, although this isn't always a good thing, the surprises/returns are better. Fourthly, the mic work by EVERYONE is better than Raw. Fifthly, the crowd is better. Just, in general, if TNA can keep this quality/momentum going it will be fantastic.

Oh, and that Lethal Consequences/Lashley bit was good. A nice twist I wasn't expecting seeing as Lashley is meant to be going. And I liked Krystal's little ultimatum. Almost a 'Who's Next?!?' angle.

Woop, Team 3D. Got to say, Bubba Ray = awesome on mic always.

[Jess]

I noticed she didn't attack Madison. Maybe they can have a feud where the ones who can wrestle take on the ones who can't wrestle (Lacey and Velvet). Either way, a lot of skin will be shown and we'll all be winners!

[Ashbash Chuckles]

I kinda figured she didn't go after Madison because she had already been taken out. You could be onto something though.

[hitman89762000]

I noticed she didn't attack Madison. Maybe they can have a feud where the ones who can wrestle take on the ones who can't wrestle (Lacey and Velvet). Either way, a lot of skin will be shown and we'll all be winners!

i love you.

[Hayabusa X]

Blubber the Love Sponge needs to go.

[Bakerboy619]

Overall, a good show that I enjoyed. Card for Genesis is sounding good. A little part of me hopes that if I do some googling later I will find at least one crazy theory that John Cena is jumping to TNA because Bischoff and Hogan used the phrase 'Attitude Adjustment'. That would amuse me.

I want TNA to keep rolling, just cos it will push WWE to keep up and then I will enjoy both and it will be great. But, I dont want it to become a 'war' because if it ended the way the last 'war' did with only WWE standing tall, I would be saddened.

[*CharmedbyY2J*]

Angelina is back! Woohoo!

Awwww shucky ducky! too too excited to have my girl back...I hate TBP now they annoy the hell out of me...

[BackLikeTheBand]

Just like The Band: I'm back! This truely could be their last run, so I've hitched up my wagon & am coming along for the ride.

I use to post on this site under a different name, (mcmuskie), been away for a couple years.

The old gang was enough to grab my attention.

I really enjoyed the 1/4 show & last night's Impact was solid as well.

[hitman89762000]

mcmuskie?? mcmuskie??? no doesnt ring a bell....wait werent you...no that was kate...well wasnt you...no that was supersean....ahh well.

[Som]

Are you the guy who loved Soccer?

[hitman89762000]

Are you the guy who loved Soccer?

[TMG]

Generation Me defeated The MCMG - Generation Me seem to be nothing but spotmonkeys to me.

Awesome Kong & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People - Was there any doubt? I'm not looking forward to the Angelina/Velvet feud.

Hernandez & Matt Morgan defeated Beer Money by DQ - Good match until the Rob Terry interference.

Desmond Wolfe defeated Samoa Joe - Surprised Joe jobbed clean and so quickly.

AJ Styles defeated Tomko - Wasn't to into this one.

Good to see them using Lashley as a heel now. Hopefully he gets his Title match in the next month or two.

The Nasty Boys/Team 3D thing was awful. Who really wants to see this? And who are the heels in this feud? Or are they both heels? The Sean Morley in ring promo lasted to long and the fans weren't into it at all. Seemed like a step back from last week. Also, I guess now Jarrett is a heel? Why? Last week he praised the young guys, but now he buries them?

[hitman89762000]

you hate EVERYTHING.

[TMG]

No, I just think things weren't great this week. And I think it might be better if they didn't have Bischoff as an on air talent. It feels to much like WCW was towards the end. And I liked the tag match and the Lashley stuff so there!

[Hayabusa X]

Generation Me (The Young Bucks) vs The Motorcity Machine Guns was pretty good.

KO Tag with Kongmada vs TBP was short, but at least Angelina returns and kicks ass.

Sean Morley now has a porn directer gimmick. Oh, shocking.

Christy attempts to interview The Band(nWo), but that fat piece of **** Bubba the Love Sponge takes over.

Desmond Wolfe vs Samoa Joe had decent action, but it was too short. OUR POPE did commentary for the match.

Flair look arrives looking old as always.

Blubber is the pot that called the kettle black with this: "I don't know how Hogan can walk forward with the Nasty Boys laying their fat asses on his coattails."

[Marty]

Good Lord, why?! He just insulted everyone else.

Not to take things too off-topic, but just noticed this now, and Jay and I got along just fine.

[Yellow Dog]

Generation Me looked like they got all the spots they knew into the match. I'd like to see them in a longer, not so spot heavy match to see how they do.

I don't get why we're being lead towards a Team 3D and Nasty Boys feud. Has anyone seen Knobbs on once of those Hogan shows? He can barely walk three steps without gasping for air!

I'm surprised that Val, or Sean Morley, wasn't just a one time deal. I don't see him making any impact on TNA, so why waste the money on him?

Since Velvet trashed Angelina when she was let go, it only made sense that she came back and beat on her rather than just join TBP again.

I was surprised that Joe lost so quickly to Wolfe.

I like Tomko, but he looked a little slow in there.

What's going on with Jarrett? He comes off as a face for weeks now, then last week Hogan treats him like a heel. Now Jarrett comes off as a full off heel? And Bischoff, who had the NW.....I mean "The Band" attack Beer Money and act like a heel afterwards, talk to Jarrett like he's the heel? This is as confusing to follow as WCW was at the end!

And I'm just gonna toss a guess out there. If Morgan and Hernandez win the tag titles from The British Invasion at the ppv, look for Hall and Nash to win them next.
And Reds opponent at the ppv better not be Waltman!

Good Lord, why?! He just insulted everyone else.

Not to take things too off-topic, but just noticed this now, and Jay and I got along just fine.

So you weren't one of the people he insulted and called names just because you had a different opinion then.

[Death_By_Windex]

you hate EVERYTHING.

Are you just figuring this out now?!?!

[TMG]

Good Lord, why?! He just insulted everyone else.

Not to take things too off-topic, but just noticed this now, and Jay and I got along just fine.

Yeah, as Yellow Dog has already said, you two agreed on most things so you were not attacked constantly by him.

[Chris Jericho]

I think that was the guy who said I was a pathetic smark after I claimed the Cena/Orton rivalry was boring as ****. That was quite strange.

[WrestlingChick]

I was surprised that Joe lost so quickly to Wolfe.

That was pitiful. I'm a huge Nigel fan, but having the new guy take out one of the top guys in less then 4 minutes was awful.

Generation Me (ugh, who picks these names???) wrestled in ROH and Dragon Gate as the Young Bucks. They can be spot heavy at times, but are pretty good wrestlers over all. When you only get 5 or so minutes, it's hard to showcase that and get all the high spots in.